Sure, why not.

You guessed it: 25 Random Things About Me. I think every member of facebook has gotten this tag sometime within the last week. The bug is definitely getting passed around. But I'm not one to be a party pooper, so here goes.

1. Since the fall of 2003, I have moved 14 times. And this Saturday will make it 15. Here's how it all went down: I moved from Boise to Heritage Halls --> Regency --> back to Boise --> back to Regency --> King Henry --> another apt in King Henry --> Old Mill --> Sandy (when I got married) --> another apt in Sandy --> Salem --> Kansas City --> Florida --> Provo --> Payson... and now, at long last, we will be renting a house... a NICE house that we may just stay in for a while. But with that track record I just listed, anything can happen!

2. I'm pretty good at Boggle. Jacob has never beaten me. Not once.

3. My picture was once published in the Shopko magazine along with an article about me (they gave me a scholarship). I felt famous for a few minutes.

4. In elementary school I lost a spelling bee to the word "villainy."

5. In junior high I took one semester of Russian at a community college just because I was curious about the language. It was really hard and I only remember about 5 words.

6. Before I was married I once kissed two different guys on the same day. I felt a lot of guilt about it at the time. Now it just makes me laugh at how much I worried about it.

7. When I worked in the psych ward a middle-aged, male patient proposed to me. He even got down on his knee!

8. I have actually met in person with two guys I found on hotornot.com. One of them even took me out to dinner and turned out to be a really nice guy. The only problem was that he was shorter than me.

9. I have competed with a math team. I have also asked a math teacher for additional homework. I'm a nerd. It's true.

10. When I was a sophomore in college, my panties were stolen out of the dryer from the apartment complex laundry room. The panty thief only took the sexy ones and left me with all my boring cotton panties.

11. I have seen Lindsay Lohan. We were at a salon getting our hair done at the same time. I was actually surprised by how beautiful she looked in person.

12. I had really bad acne as a teenager. I had to resort to accutane to clear it up.

13. I have been using the same stick of deodorant for TWO YEARS! And YES, I apply it at least once a day and sometimes more often. It's Nature's Gate Organics Deodorant. And if you're wondering, it does actually work. Jacob would tell me if I always smelled like B.O.

14. Sometimes I say dammit.

15. The first time I wore a bikini outside of a dressing room was for a photo shoot. It was terrifying and then liberating once I realized that I actually looked good in it.

16. I have composed my own music on the piano.

17. I absolutely love rock and alternative music. I am a rock star at heart.

18. I got glasses when I was 8 years old. The day I wore them to school for the first time, a kid laughed at me and called me "four eyes." I was still so excited to have glasses that I thought he must have been jealous of them. I can now see that this was definitely not the case. Those glasses of mine were UGLY.

19. A great pet peeve of mine is when people claim to be "double jointed" and actually believe that they have two joints in their elbow or knee or wherever. Drives me nuts.

20. I have watched "Beavis and Butthead Do America" more times than I can count. I used to be able to do pretty good Beavis and Butthead impersonations... "Do you have some TP? TP for my bunghole??" hahahahahaha.

21. I love fart jokes and farting of any nature (fake or genuine)... it makes me laugh like an idiot.

22. I once took last place in a softball throwing contest. Dead last by a mile.

23. I grind my teeth every night as I sleep. I also sleep with my eyes partially open. Furthermore, I absolutely cannot fall asleep if I can't breathe out of my nose or if my feet are freezing cold.

24. The first time I ever worked on a medical/surgical floor as a CNA, my patient choked and died within the first 15 minutes of my shift. His entire family screamed and ran out of the room while he was choking, and I was the only person in the room with him when he died. (He was DNR.)

25. I have pretty good reason to believe that two personal trainers have gotten fired for giving me free training sessions at the gym. Hehe.

Tag, you're it.